But after the chopsticks were discovered, everyone put two and two together and figured the man’s opponent that night had stuck the chopsticks so far up his nose that they penetrated his brain and became the source of all that dangerous pressure in his skull.
Thankfully, doctors and surgeons performed a successful endoscopic surgery and got the chopsticks out safely, leaving the man in stable condition.
Let this be a lesson, folks, that if you’re ever going to have too much to drink, be diligent about staying out of fights, refraining from violence, and making sure you aren’t near any objects that could be shoved up your nose.
