She Ordered Thai Food With A “Gym Bro” As A Date, But He Wouldn’t Stop Droning On About His Workout Routine And New Water Filtration System, And He Even Ate A Premade Meal Instead Of The Takeout

When the food delivery guy arrived, the conversation came to a halt at long last. As she sat down, her date handed her a container of noodles. Then, he went ahead and heated up one of his protein-packed meals.

Obviously, they did not end up living happily ever after together. Now, she longs for nothing more than to rip the filtration system out of his kitchen and drop it off his balcony.

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#stitch with @Maddison Lieberwirth Never wanted to steal a water filtration system more in my life #fyp #baddate #baddatestory #neurospicy #neurospicycrew

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