If you enjoy reading about other people’s disastrous love lives, you will surely get a kick out of this story. TikToker Chelsea (@chels_shack) is telling all about the monstrosity of a date she went on.
On this date, she experienced the same level of disappointment as when you find out the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is broken. So as you can imagine, it was the ultimate let-down.
This guy had been trying to convince Chelsea to go on a date with him for weeks. He suggested these extravagant date ideas, hoping to get her to agree. Some of his suggestions included having a romantic dinner on a yacht or going for a helicopter ride over Hollywood.
“Both pretty good ideas, I guess. But they’re only as good as going on a gondola ride with your dad if you’re not interested in the guy,” said Chelsea.
Eventually, she finally agreed to go out with him. Then, he texted her, saying that he had the greatest date idea ever.
He was overly excited and told her to “dress to the nines,” declaring that it would be the best day of her life.
At this point, Chelsea was expecting to have dinner with Britney Spears or something else just as significant and memorable.
He sent her a picture of what he planned on wearing, which happened to be a Saint Laurent button-up shirt. Then, he told her to buy a fancy new dress.
When the day of their date rolled around, Chelsea spent three hours getting ready. She put on a full face of makeup and donned an intricate braided hairdo.
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She met up with him at his apartment, and they waited for the Uber to arrive. When it showed up, Chelsea saw that it was an Uber Black, so her hopes for the evening remained high.
But as they pulled up to the event, Chelsea was immediately hit with a wave of disappointment. They had arrived at the Teen Choice Awards hosted by none other than JoJo Siwa.
The only thing that got Chelsea out of the car was the possibility that he knew other celebrities that they could go party backstage with. However, he made a beeline toward the nosebleed section of the stadium.
“Probably would’ve been $200 to be in the front row at that show. Wouldn’t be surprised if our tickets were free,” she noted.
The most humiliating part of the whole situation wasn’t that Chelsea would have to go home and explain to her friends that the big, romantic date she had been bragging about all week was actually a children’s event.
Instead, it was the fact that she was wildly overdressed. She wore designer stiletto heels and was surrounded by kids and parents wearing jeans and t-shirts. Chelsea pointed out that even the celebrities earning awards were dressed more casually than her.
“I couldn’t even pretend I was like a celebrity or a special guest because our seats were so high up in the back. We did eat at Mr. Chow after, which was like a little redeeming but probably worst date of my life,” she concluded.
@chels_shack Please enjoy my dumpster fire of a love life ???? #datehorrorstory #baddate #datestorytime
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